I ALWAYS KNEW ITTTTTTTT. ET AND YODA HAVE A LOVE GOIN ON
Wooster Collective: All You Need Is Love from zed1

SURPRISE SURPRISE, PUPPY SURPRISE! HOW MANY PUPPIES ARE THERE INSIDE?
In the late 80s and early 90s..in a natural order-defying act of toy bizarreness, the good people of Hasbro developed a velcro-adhered pouch that children could simply open and close as they please. As you can imagine, this led to inevitable confusion about birthing. A whole slew of Puppy Surprise-toting kids spent years thinking that when you’re done playing with a baby, you can simply shove it back into the womb. No problem here. —- ChildrenOfTheNineties.Blogspot.com
HOLY SHIT MY SISTER AND I LOVED THAT THING SO MUCH! WE PLAYED ANIMAL OBGYN SOMETIMES! AND SOMETIMES THE PUPPIES CAME OUT VERY SICK AND NEEDED MAJOR MEDICAL ATTN! AND MOSTLY WE TOTALLY COULD CARE LESS ABOUT OLD MAMA DOG AND SHE SAT WITH FRIZZED OUT HAIR WHILE WE OBSESSED OVER THE BABIES. IT WAS THE WEIRDEST BEST, FUNNEST, RANDOMEST, BEST TOY EVER!
For the commercial click here: PUPPY SURPRISE COMMERCIAL!
OH AND THE BEST PART! THE ELEMENT OF CHANCE!!!! Basically if you got a 5 puppy one you were the shit. Jackie and I had a 4 set and we didn’t know there was any other # we could get. One of them was the clear reject. He had a spot on his stupid lazy eye and we REALLY neglected him. he always was the one we left in the womb while doting on the 3 pretty girl pups.
DAAAAAAAAAAAMN GINA. from Martin. still the best sitcom like probably ever. at least in the top three:
1- arrested development
2- seinfeld
3- martin
TETRICE!!!!!!!!!

czech designer, martin zampach has created these ‘tetris’ block ice cube trays that allow you to fit your ice together just like in the game.
because a simple mtg can't possibly convey coolness like a tribute band can
- @SeanHDoyle: What a bizarro way to network with a professional contact- a TOOL tribute band? Really?
- Me: i'm SO sure he thought it was GREAT like fck yeahhh silicon valley memorable casual? but it just feels supremely awk.
- Sean: Totally - like a flashback to some wonky BILL GATES BOOKED THE MEAT PUPPETS TO PLAY THE CAFETERIA TODAY, AND YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS IT kind of way.
- Me: ahghghahahahhaa
Sometimes Mario Lopez tries to tell me what to do.
He’s all, “Keep it locked!” as he throws to commercial break on America’s Best Circle Jerk or whatever horrible thing I am accidentally watching right now.
And all I can think is:
DUDE, YOU’RE FUCKING AC SLATER. YOU SPENT YOUR FORMATIVE YEARS ROLLING AROUND THE FLOOR IN WRESTLING OUTFITS ON TELEVISION. JESSE SPANO WAS YOUR UPTIGHT FOR PRETEND GIRLFRIEND, AND AT LEAST SHE WENT ON TO STAR IN THE WORLD’S BEST WORST MOVIE EVER. I WILL NEVER TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY. YOU CAN’T EVER TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
And then I calm down.
brilliant.
(via redsuspenders)
i love how with pokemon, it’s SO FUNNY if you get it but if you don’t you must be all WTF? so glad i started playing pokemon — even if i was late.
Folk Implosion: The Natural One
fuck. yes.
i’ve always loved this track! video’s a classic too. I CAN PLAY THIS ON THA GEETAR!





